|No, I really don't want a gnome collection, |
even if I did buy this beer for the picture.
But at the risk of perpetuating my gnome-loving status, I must share this link with you (thanks to colleague Camille Griep for the link). Go to it now! It's an IKEA ad about garden gnome warfare!
And if that whets your appetite, go read my story in Clarkesworld, "Melt With You."
And now I must get back to writing, thankfully, not about gnomes. I will write gnome more forever!